Kindly rephrase this sentence to make it entirely original: "Please rephrase this sentence in a completely distinctive manner."

"Live Updates on Storm Ciarán: Weather Advisory in Effect with 42 Flood Warnings Issued for a Damp Bonfire Weekend"

Fill in some "Boris Johnson: He believed it was his responsibility to assess if lockdown might cause more harm than the effects of Covid." 

Fill in "Headlines in the News: Prime Minister Calls for Armistice Protest Ban, While Lineker Offers Support" some text